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Hummer owners claim moral high ground, flouting mpg and car payments

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Other writers ponder questions like the meaning of life, but what I've been wondering about lately is this: Why it is that people who drive Hummers and other big-ass SUVs always drive slower over those little speed bumps in parking lots than everyone else? I mean, isn't that probably the closest they'll ever get in their lifetimes to an "off-road experience," the only logical reason why they bought a tank instead of a car in the first place?

I'll confess upfront that I don't understand why people drive big vehicles, particularly Hummers. It seems to me to be a tremendous -- and, in my opinion, obnoxious -- waste of the Earth's resources as well as one's personal financial resources.

A rule of thumb often cited by personal finance experts is that your monthly car payment should be no more than 15% of your monthly take-home pay, and that's assuming that you're not already overburdened with other debt. That means that in order to afford a Hummer H2 priced at say $63,000, you should probably be earning at least $200,000 per year. Remember, that's not household income either. Assuming that your family owns more than one vehicle (as most American families do), your total car payments for all vehicles owned should be under 15% of your household take home pay.

Since I've never understood why anyone would chose to buy a Hummer, I was fascinated by a research study recently published by the Journal of Consumer Research that shed some light on the issue. I guess I assumed that Hummer owners were oblivious to the moral implications of over-consumption, or at least they couldn't care less.

But surprisingly, through a series of in-depth interviews with Americans who own Hummers, the researchers found that Hummer owners "consider Hummer driving a highly moral consumption choice. For Hummer owners it is possible to claim the moral high ground." What the fu_ _? (I mean "fuel," BTW.)

According to the study, "Hummer owners [or I'm assuming, more accurately, people who are at least making their $1,200 monthly payments on a Hummer] adopt the role of the moral protagonist who defends American national ideals." That's right. From the perspective of a Hummer owner, they're the good guys, standing strong against environmentalists and others who dare question the sanctity of traditional American ideals like the "rugged individualist" and the "boundless frontier." The more Hummer owners are criticized, the more they feel vindicated as righteous crusaders, battling to preserve the American way of life (or, at least, the American way of spending).

To each his own I suppose. But in a nation that spends more than $200,000 per minute, 24/7, buying foreign oil, it seems a stretch to frame ownership of a gas guzzler as an act of American patriotism. It also seems like an unwise financial decision for most people.

Heck, if the $60,000+ sticker price doesn't make you stop and think, maybe this will: According to a 2009 article in Consumer Reports, Hummer drivers get almost five times as many traffic tickets as the national average. I guess that, too, must be a matter of attitude.

Jeff Yeager is the author of the book The Ultimate Cheapskate's Road Map to True Riches. His website is www.UltimateCheapskate.com.

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  • Posted by Miss Stephanie B Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:12am PDT
    I have an H3, and honestly, it is articles like this that always give Hummers a bad name, not the people who drive them. To clarify, my Hummer cost the same amount to buy as a Ford Explorer, and a Chevy Trailblazer. It was CHEAPER than a Cadillac Escalade, Chevy Tahoe extended or a GMC Denali. I however, receive better gas milage than these and the same as the other SUVs...so why is it that you always choose to slam the Hummer owner? I am unsure. I also live in Pittsburgh, on top of a Mountain...which means having 4 wheel drive is necessary to get around more months out of the year than not. As I appreciate your need to "save the earth," perhaps you should take a look at your own carbon footprint, and use your time wisely lowering it, rather than exhaling carbon dioxide all over your computer screen as you huff and puff about Hummers.
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  • Posted by Scott Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:05am PDT
    Thank you, Stephanie, for confirming what the article wrote. Hummer-owners are clueless and self-righteous. Most of us are aware of our carbon footprints. I drive a hybrid, get about 40 MPG, and refuel once a month. How about you?
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  • Posted by Adam Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:01am PDT
    Stephanie, First off I think the author was referring to the infamous H2, not the feminine H3. Regardless...why are you referring to the authors carbon footprint when you drive a HUMMER? Are you out of your mind? Yes, you live in Pittsburgh, on top of a Mountain...which means having 4 wheel drive is necessary...yeah okay I get that. But why aren't you driving a Hybrid SUV? Just because you live in the mountains doesn't mean you have to have a gas guzzling, foul polluting Hummer. Then again...why are you on defending the "Hummer" while reading thedailyGREEN? That's my biggest concern...
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  • Posted by Miss Stephanie B Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:45pm PDT
    I will defend my choice of ownership in a Hummer (according to the article, we are all 'arrogant and pride ourselves on them anyways'). Just because I drive a Hummer doesn't mean I don't do my part in other ways. I don't see you yelling at people who drive hybrids but don't recycle. Frankly I take public transportation to work downtown everyday, and drive the Hummer in the snow when need is be. So the funny thing is, you may get 40 mpg yet drive 50 miles a day to and from work...WHICH MEANS YOU ACTUALLY BURN MORE GAS A WEEK THAN I DO. How intriguing... I just saying, it's easy to be judgmental, but really...what are you doing to make a difference...
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  • Posted by juano19 Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:27pm PDT
    Hummer is a Chinese brand now.
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  • Posted by Miss Stephanie B Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:34am PDT
    and your point is? Mine was still made in American Detroit. I helped support our ecoomy in time of a recession....can you all say the same for your import gas-saving vehicles? So actually, isn't it ironic to say your "doing your part" if you buy a foreign hybrid? hmmm.....
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  • Posted by benjaminh Wed Nov 4, 2009 1:35pm PST
    poor clueless self-righteous stephanie. i wonder how many hybrid owners don't recycle- stupidest idea ever. also there are plenty of domestically produced fuel efficient cars to choose from, she just didn't get informed. no surprise.
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